Fairy Tale

Once upon a time
slimy frogs roamed the land and
swallowed princes whole.

Happy Birthday

Happy birthday, you!
Today you can have your cake
and a haiku too!

Joint Haiku by a Bunch of Drunk Poets

Haiku addiction
Is hard to kick--forget twelve
Steps, try seventeen!

For My Brother (I won't say which one!)

Your nose hair is like
Kudzu, oozing evil through
All known galaxies.

Laura Bush #3

First Lady Fembot,
You are not a Stepford wife--
You can stop your man.

Laura Bush #2

First Lady Fembot,
You aren't a Stepford wife. Stop
Grinning--watch the news!

Laura Bush #1

Laura Bush, stranded

Fembot, you're not in Stepford

anymore, honey!

Acne Haiku

Bring knife to your face
to open wide the mountains
and release the pus.

Pretty in Pink

Lotus petals bloom
Like bright flamingo feathers.
You're pretty in pink.

Pirate Haiku

High seas adventure,
Conquest and booty call you.
Yo ho, Captain Jack!

Pirate Parrot

Sail off to high seas,
Trusty parrot on shoulder.
Yo ho, Captain Jack!